Yesterday I wore panties all day - accident free. Isn't that great? Today, Mommy, overconfident as always, figured would be a second notch on the accident free board. Well. I. Showed. Her.
It all started on our walk. I peed myself. Why? Because I can. So I did. Mommy told me I had to walk the rest of the way home I couldn't ride in the wagon with peepee pants. (Relax folks, we were three houses away). Even still, I did not like this too much. So when I got home, I decided to take a dump on the couch. Mommy was fixing dinner and something smelled off (which isn't that unusual when Mommy is cooking) but lo! This had a familiar eau de poopoo. So she comes into the living room and there I am, holding up my crap like a trophy. I say, "Mama, look, I poopood." Well, did I ever! So Mommy marches me to the tub and meanwhile...
I decide to show my sister some solidarity. Silly Mommy didn't bother to see if Lilly had left any other turds on the couch. She did. So I did what any 1 year old would do. I ate it. Then I went into the bathroom, covered in my sister's crap to show Mommy my accomplishment, dragging poop all along the floor and the carpet all the way! So then I got to get in the tub, too!
Mommy kept saying, "Lilly I'm not happy right now. Mommy is really upset." I said, "Yeah! Lilly pooped on the couch! That makes Mommy want to cry!" Mommy says, "Yes, Lilly, I am so upset I could just cry." To which I replied (because I've heard it a million times) "Go ahead and cry Mama, let me know when you're all done."
Hope you're having fun in Myrtle Beach, Daddy!
Love,
Lilly and Anna
4 comments:
You guys crack me up! Too funny!!!
hugs and kisses
Babi
lilly and anna i cannot stop laughing at your escapades! i wish i could have seen that in person! i can't wait til we come visit in june so you can teach me all sorts of fun ways to drive my parents crazy too. mwuahhhhaahahaha!
love, ollie
Poo Dat!
I know I tried teaching you how to say "poop" for a reason. You make me proud...
Love, Teti
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