Happy Belated!

Happy belated birthday, to "that Man"!  I don't know what "belated" means, and I don't know what your name is, but I know I love you and I hope you had a happy day!
Love,
Lilly and Anna

The $19 Experiment

Okay, Mommy hasn't downloaded pictures in over a month!  She wishes she had the camera card, she would do it right now but she's at work and she doesn't have it.  She feels pretty bad that we went through practically the whole month of November without nary a new picture, so she thought she would find some cute one we haven't used before, post it and update everyone on how we are doing.
We hope you had a happy Thanksgiving.  We did!  We had so many "friends" for Thanksgiving and we had a blast!  Mommy made the whole Thanksgiving dinner by herself, for the first time (though Duda did whip up the sweet potatoes - his Thanksgiving specialty).  It was very good if she does say so herself, though of course we did not eat it.  Actually wait, I think Anna ate some.  I had chicken nuggets.
Daddy got Thursday and Friday off and then went back to working nights on Saturday.  Boo, nights!  Sunday we went to church and then to Costco for a little shopping and lunch.  After that Mommy was going to take us to Target to buy Christmas ornaments but we passed the movie theater and Mommy thought, "Hmmmm..."  She is either really brave, or really stupid.  Could have gone either way!  She figured, why not?  We needed to be out of the house so Daddy could get some sleep and secretly she kind of wanted to see Tangled anyway.  So we went to the ticket booth, bought us some tickets, picked us up some 3D glasses and went to see the movie.  And, we did FANTASTIC!  Anna only had one "tAnnatrum" and it wasn't even that bad of a meltdown and for a good half an hour we sat side by side in our chair with our 3D glasses on fully engrossed in the movie and it was adorable!  Mommy is SuperMommy!  Mommy was quite proud of herself for pulling off such a feat!  In fact, she's a little cocky.  Don't worry, we'll set her straight.  Show her who's really boss.
Love,
Lilly and Anna

Do Girls Have A "Pee-Nus"?

 Mommy hasn't downloaded new pictures in ages, sorry.  I know it's been a while since we updated, too, so we thought we'd get on here because I said something HILARIOUS last night and Mommy wanted to share.  You can probably guess by the title of the post,  no?  Somehow, I picked up a new word.  Yep.  Penis.  There is just something so funny about a 3 year old saying that.  Last night I said to Mommy and Babi, "Do I have a pee-nus?"  Mommy tried as hard as she could to keep a straight face and said, "No, Lilly, you have a vagina."  "Oh," I said, "ba-ginas,  Lilly, Anna and Mommy all have ba-ginas.  Does Daddy have a pee-nus?"  Mommy said, "Not anymore, Lilly."

 So now that I've learned all about my anatomy, let me tell you a couple other funny things I said over the weekend.
Daddy had football on TV - all. day. long. on Saturday.  I got fed up and finally said, "Daddy, do Princesses watch football?"  Daddy seized the opportunity and said, "Yes!  Yes!  They do!"  I said, "No, I don't think they do.  I want to watch GIRL tv."

Heh heh heh.  I am so funny.
We went for our check ups last week at the Dr.  We are both 50% for weight!  I'm 75% for height and Anna is 50% all around.  We are both in good health, and doing great!  What more could Mommy ask for?
Love,
Lilly and Anna

Happy Birthday, Mr. Uncle Dan!

 Dear Mr. Uncle Dan (this is what I called you tonight, when Mommy got off the phone with you, I said, "Was it Mr. Uncle Dan's burdday today?")  Happy birthday.  Look how pretty Teti and I look in the picture above.  Aren't we gorgeous?  Not one of the best pictures of you and Anna, though.  I think Anna is crying, reaching for a candy bar, or a soda, because she knows that if she works you you will give those to her. 

 Okay, this one's a little better.  Mr. Uncle Dan, I love that we both have blond hair and blue eyes in a family of darkies.  My Daddy's side has pretty colored eyes but they all have dark hair (or, in Grampa's case, his is gray).  Not us!  We are the sole blondies.  You're the lone blond sheep no longer.  So that means you can't complain about genetics anymore, and it confirms it, those recessive genes were in there somewhere, or they never would have reached me.  You really are a B------!

Mr. Uncle Dan, this picture makes Mommy laugh, because it is so YOU.  We were on a boat, on a beautiful day, in the middle of a beautiful ocean, and still you look upon us all with disdain.  And Mommy is still laughing because you really know how to have fun sometimes.  Ha ha ha, ha ha ha.  Seriously, Mommy loves you and for your birthday this year, Mommy is so excited to say that she is already planning her trip to visit you down in N'Orleans for the FIRST TIME in the five or so years you've lived there (has it been 5 years yet?)  I hope Daddy can go too, so Babi and Duda can watch me and Anna for the weekend.  So look into those Carnival dates!  Mommy wants to eat King Cake, walk in the parade, and throw some beads!  And eat food!  Delicious, marvelous, wonderful Cajun food!  And Mommy wants to finally meet Melanie, and have Mr. Ryan take her on a tour of the city, and maybe get her fortune told by a Voodoo Witch!  You will have so much fun with Mommy, that it's a shame she told me and Anna we are never allowed to visit you in N'Orleans without her until we are in college, or maybe if we misbehave as teenagers she will ship us down with a one way ticket.
We love you, Uncle Dan, have a Happy, Happy Day!!
Love,
Mommy, Daddy, Lilly and Anna

Happy Birthday to My Friend, Teti!

 Dear Teti, I love you and your goozie, even though I said it was too big for the pool.  And I love your boobies, too, and hope I get boobies like yours and not Mommy's.  Heh heh heh...

 Dear Teti, I hope you teach me how to make music and sing.  I love to sing!  I sing all the time around the house!  I also play with Sissy's Barbie and Ken and have them make out.  And, you might think that's a joke to be funny on the blog, but the truth is - it's the truth.  I'm a year and a half old, and I know how dollies should make out.  Mwwwah!

Happy (day late) birthday to you!  Happy (day late) birthday to you!  Happy (day late) birthday Teti with the goozie and the booooobiesssss...happy (day late) birthday to yeeeeeeewwwwww!
Love,
Your friend,
Lilly and Anna
P.S.  In case you wonder what I mean by "friend" it is what I call everyone in my family.  My friend, Mommy.  My friend, Daddy.  My friends, Babi and Duda.  My friend, Grandma.  My friends, Grammy and Grampa.  Etc.  It's deliciously cute!

Happy Halloween Part 57

 Sheeeezzzzz!!!  I love sticking my neck out and posing for the camera.  And daggone, I'm CUTE.

 Mommy was really excited about carving pumpkins this year.  She went out and bought one of those pumpkin carving kits and let us pick out what we wanted to carve on our pumpkins (kitties, naturally) and we were interested for about a nanosecond.

 Do you like my outfit?  Black tights and nothing else?

 Sheeezzzz!  I spent about 30 minutes at the sink rinsing and playing with the pumpkin seeds.  See that little friend I'm holding?  It's a MUNCHICHI!  Mommy looooved Munchichi's when she was little!  Everything's gone retro, yo!

 Oh, look!  I put some clothes on!  And Daddy is now carving pumpkins by himself.

 Mommy tried to take an artsy fartsy picture of the pumpkin with the camera.  Meh.

 And on an entirely separate day, we went trick or treating for about the 50th time at the Village Shopping Center!  Woot woot!  I went as a "Catarina" which is Wal-Mart's answer to a cat and ballerina.  Suits me!  Anna, as you can see...

 Face makeup under the age of 5 = pointless.

 If you click on the picture above, you can see Anna's saying, "Sheeeezzzz!"

 Oh my god, I love her so much, she is so stinking rotten cute.

 And we hooked up with our Peeps!  Barbie Bride Macki...

 And Cowboy Tucker!

 Sheeezzzz!

 Minnie Mallorie!

 One of the shops was giving away ice cream instead of candy.  Daddy, get your hands OFF my LOOT!

 Meanwhile, back at the ranch, checking out my loot!  Not bad!

 Help myself?  Don't mind if I do!

Happy Halloween for the 57th time!
Love,
Lilly and Anna

Happy Birthday Princess Party!

 Dun dun dun dun!  Happy, happy Princess Party Birthday!  Her Royal Highness Lilly and Her Royal Highness In Training Anna got to entertain Princesses and Superheroes from Kingdoms abound!

 Her Royal Highness, Princess Mackinsey!

 Her Royal Highness, Princess Fairy Emily!

 Her Royal Highness, Princess Pink Elaborate Gown Evie!

 Queen Mommy and King Daddy planned a BIG SURPRISE for me on my birthday!  Why are we all convening in the Room With No Purpose (aka, the Living Room?)

 What's this Royal Music we hear?  The gates of the M---- Mansion are opening and...

 A REAL (teenaged) PRINCESS!!!

 Mommy is more excited than we are!

 Kind, beautiful Princess Kat read us a story about ME!  Princess Lilly and my BIRTHDAY!  Amazingly, 10 3ish something year olds sat still for the duration of the story!

 Then, Princess Kat brought us all into the Royal Courtyard (aka Garage) for a lesson in properly sipping tea.

 Princess Anna actually held her pinkie out!  Then, she started throwing back the tea (aka apple juice) like it was shots of bourbon!  Thatta girl, Anna!

 King Daddy transformed the Garage into this wonderful royal tent...

 After tea, Princess Kat taught us how to properly curtsy...

 So cute.

 The group picture of Princess Kat and all of my Royal guests in attendance.

 And hugs from Princess Kat.

 Happy Birthday to me!!

"Come on, everyone!  Help me blow out my candles!"
And then, the battery on the camera died.  Way to go, Queen Idiot Mommy.
Good thing Babi and Duda got some pictures on their camera!
Love,
Lilly and Anna