Just Mommy and Anna...

It's just Mommy and Anna this week while me and Daddy are up at the cottage until Saturday! Isn't that nice? I get to stay at the cottage and enjoy the boat, the lake and never-ending playtime with my cousins while Mommy and Anna stay home and work, and go to the baby-sitter's house. Today was Anna's first day without me and that made Mommy SAD! Even though Anna was all smiles when Mommy handed her over to Miss Mary Lou. Anna's happy as long as you are feeding or holding her. And she wants to eat all the time. As demonstrated above, where she is trying to eat Mommy's face. "MMMMMMmmmmm...gimme food, Mommy!"

Mommy wants to say something about traveling with babies. Once upon a time, Mommy was a hip, cool, single traveler without any babies who never got stopped in security because she traveled frequently enough she knew exactly what she was doing. That was ONCE upon a time! Nowadays Mommy is a crazy traveler who gets on a plane about once, twice a year and the rules are constantly changing and she's toting along a little bugger who demands a lot of attention. Mommy is the same person she used to roll her eyes at and say, "Oh, great, a baby and a crazy Mom." Well guess what, people? Poop on you! Poop on all of you who gave Mommy dirty looks and rolled their eyes at us when we were boarding the plane, when we sat down, and when we left. Guess what else? Poop on the woman who didn't like Mommy breastfeeding in public! Mommy was even wearing a hooter hider out of respect. Next time Mommy will whip out her feeding apparatus and squirt you in the eye. And poop on the lady who said, "Oh, great a little baby!" Mommy SHOULD have said, "Oh, great a big bitch." But Mommy's got class.

Me and Anna are too little for class. So I say, "Poop on you." And then, Anna poops. And then, you are all stuck on the plane with a baby who has a poopy diaper.

HA!

Love,

Lilly