Friday, April 8, 2011

Where the Hell is the Easter Bunny?!


Is THIS the Easter Bunny? Well, sort of...

He is not the REAL Easter Bunny, though, is he? No, he is not, Mama. All that fussin', all that making us wait until we GOT IN THE CAR to even put our dresses on - for what? For a STUFFED Easter Bunny.

Mommy said to hell with it, she lifted up the ropes and let us into Easter Bunny land to sit on the Easter Bunny's bench (sans Bunny) and fart around with the display. Mommy quietly triple dog dared anyone at the mall to try and stop her because here we are, in last season's clearance Strasburg dresses (but Strasburg nonetheless, dammit) on April freakin' 8th and Cheezits! NO EASTER BUNNY AT THE MALL!
Where's the Easter Bunny, Mommy?

Daddy, having a good laugh at Mommy's expense. What tipped us off that there was no Easter Bunny? Was it the fact that when we walked into the mall we were the only kids wearing dress clothes (save for the model wannabes walking the catwalk in this week's local talent search?) Was it the fact that, I don't know, it's April and everything and Easter is about 2 weeks away? That it's Friday night and what better night to trek the fam to the mall in their Sunday's finest?

Or maybe it was this sign?

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