PJ Sunday

Today I had PJ Sunday with Mommy, while Daddy worked his gooza off around the house. You don't know what a gooza is? It's your goozitsa! I don't know how else to explain it, that's just what it's called.
So anyway Daddy told Mommy that all he wanted for us to do today was stay out of his way. He told Mommy to love on me! Easy enough! It was a glorious day! We stayed in our pj's all day, played games and took a long nap. Mommy said her favorite thing in the world to do besides play with me, hug me, and kiss me, is to take a nap with me! She better enjoy it while it lasts, because one of these days I'm going to be a teenager and then I will hate her stupid guts. I hope everyone had a weekend as good as mine!
Love,
Lilly

All By Myself!

I hit a milestone on my 5th month birthday! Look! I can sit up all by myself! Sometimes I still tip over, and when I do, I cry. I'm sure I'll master this whole sitting up business soon enough and then I'll be staying out past curfew and riding in cars with boys. It all happens so fast.
I'm off to bed now. I'm sleepy. I had a cranky day and we're not sure why. I think it's either that I'm teething, or the rice cereal is making me constipated. We talk about my bowel movements on a regular basis. For inquiring minds, I did not have one today and that makes me cranky. Do adults talk about their bowel movements? I know Daddy does. He still gets really proud of himself when he has a big, smelly one. I think he even called Uncle Matt once to tell him, and Uncle Matt wasn't impressed. He said his are bigger.
That's all for tonight, folks!
Love,
Lilly

This is me...being cute...

Just wanted to post some more pictures of me and my cute mug.
Love,
Lilly

I'm-a-gonna-be-a-Kentuckian

Well, folks, we are moving to Louisville, Kentucky! Can you believe that? We found out on Thursday morning. Mommy said a lot of words I really didn't understand that I can't repeat here, because this is a family friendly web site. Daddy had to go out and drink some beers a few nights in a row before it really sunk in. And believe me, it sunk in while he was in the bathroom which he spent an extended amount of time in after his beers.
Personally, I'm excited because Louisville is a nicer city and they will have sweet tea everywhere. I haven't had sweet tea yet but I like the way it sounds. Mommy gets to keep working with her company and may even get a better job out of the deal. Daddy will be BMOC which is much better than a cog in the wheel at stupid old Cincinnati anyway. I will miss my friends and fan club here in Cincinnati but it's not too far for me to make special guest appearances which I will do, from time to time. My Babi and Duda are REAL excited that I'll be closer to them and they can come up and watch me for the weekend.
Here are some pictures from "Match Day." Match Day is a big old hoo-ha designed to make people cry. Mommy cried, but I didn't. It is hard to watch Mommy cry! I just held her and made little noises like this: "Mmmmmmm...Gooooo..." It helps. Everyone keeps saying everything happens for a reason. Mommy said if she hears that one more time she'll give people a reason to shut up. But I say, "Mommy, I pooped." And then she goes to change my diaper and forgets whatever it was she was doing anyway. I think I'm the best thing to ever happen to Mommy and Daddy, and who knows, maybe Louisville will be the second best thing?
Love,
Lilly

Happy Easter!

Today is my first Easter. The Easter bunny came and left me a basket, and look! Its HIS HEAD!! I can't believe I have the Easter bunny's head for a basket! That is kind of macabre, no? Do I even know what macabre means? Mommy says it means this: Easter bunny head basket was the only thing available the day before Easter at the store. I almost didn't get a chocolate bunny but Daddy finally found one after going to three different stores. And I did miss out on Peeps, because all the stores were sold out of Peeps! That's right, I said "SOLD OUT!" So next year, Mommy and Daddy know Mr. Easter Bunny has to go shopping at least a week in advance. At least.
We had a nice Easter brunch. We had Grandma and Uncle Matt, Rob and Denise, Mike and Jenn and Dan, Tiffany and Olivia. I got a stuffed lamby and a basket of goodies! How fun! I have pretty much cried all day long. In fact, I am crying right now while Mommy translates for me. I think Mommy is going to go to bed early tonight. She has a headache. Daddy says Mommy always has a headache. I know someone else who has a headache, and that's the Easter bunny...I know this because I have his head.
Happy Easter!
Love,
Lilly

I like cereal! Sort of...

This has been a very busy week for me. Mommy was gone. She was off sinning in Las Vegas. She said she had to go for work, but I don't believe she worked the whole time she was there. She also said she was looking forward to getting a full night of sleep, but I overheard her tell Daddy the most she slept was 5 hours one night and she was there for three nights. I don't know why she didn't sleep when she had the chance, I think I heard something about her being drunk but I don't know what that means.
Anyway I ate cereal this week before she left! Mmmm...cereal! It tastes WEIRD! I don't know what to think of it. I am still a big booby fan. In fact, Denise and Rob were here to babysit me one night and Denise has real big boobies! I tried to eat them but she kept stopping me! I didn't understand so I cried. Since Mommy has been back I just keep my mouth wide open and try to eat everything! Today I tried to eat her neck and shoulder. Doesn't she understand, when my mouth is open she needs to whip that thing out pronto?! *Sigh* Parents, they just don't listen! I will keep working on her. I have reverted to my tried and true method of keeping her up all night to wear her down during the day.
Well, I have big news to post but I will wait until the first of the week. We still have Easter tomorrow! And, yesterday I turned 5 months old! See, I told you! BIG WEEK! Stay tuned. Until next time...
Love,
Lilly

Party All Night!

I woke up last night, at least six times. I am driving my Mommy and Daddy crazy. But look how cute I am? You can't be upset when I'm this cute. So even though I'm nearly 5 months old now I am still waking up during all hours of the night because I can sleep all day. Isn't it great being a baby?
Love,
Lilly

Will Winter ever end?!

We got over 14 inches of snow over the weekend. I mean, seriously! 14 inches of snow!? It's the first of March, and I'm sick of snow! But anyway Mommy and Daddy took me outside, (wasn't that nice of them?) so we could get some pictures of me in my first blizzard snow. At least they waited until after it stopped snowing. We had a really fun weekend staying in! Mommy made cookies and Daddy ate them all. On Sunday I saw the Easter Bunny. I can't wait for Easter, more presents! I love presents! Here's hoping for a warmer week!
Love,
Lilly

Hello World Wide Web!

Hi, I'm Lilly, and this is my blog. I'm a little young to be this fancy, but I thought this would be a great way to keep my family and friends abreast of all my developments. And, speaking of breasts, I'm still a big fan. Nothing like the booby! But I digress, babies do that, because we have short attention spans. Anyway, what was I saying?

I will post pictures and videos here from now on. Please visit often. If you don't see what you want, just tell my Mommy and she'll be sure to post it.

Thanks for visiting!

Love,

Lilly Bean