QUIET!!!!

Merry Christmas!  You won't see this picture on our Christmas card - want to count the reasons why not?
1. Jack has no shirt
2. We don't match - not even a little bit
3. The candles on the mantle are still Thanksgiving candles and will stay that way until Spring, probably
4. Mommy's hips look big
5. I'm the ONLY one dressed for a Christmas picture
6. You get the idea...
Mommy is so tired.  She has been farting around on the internet for the past hour with all the rest of us asleep and even Garpy asleep on her lap.  Why doesn't she go to bed?  Because it's QUIET.  It's so quiet she just wants to sit here with the 'puter, buy stupid shit off the internet and listen to NOTHING.  Then she thought - give the people what they want!  Update the blog!
So, we've been on vacation for the past 10 days for DI-DI-DISNEY WORLD annnnnnd Uncle Matt and Aunt Nikki's wedding!!!!  Mommy isn't sure she can get the pictures downloaded what with the computer being broken and all but she will try!
The wedding was fun, and beautiful, and came a close second to our Disney trip with the cousins.  Ha!  Really, it was all great!  It's hard to decide which part of our trip was our favorite!  That's like asking Mommy which kid is her favorite (which her answer directly correlates with our behavior on any given day). 
Now that we're back we're getting ready for our Christmas pageant on Friday and for the big fat man himself to come tumbling down our chimney.  IF we behave that is - and Oopsie the Elf is watching us!  (Damn, Oopsie the Elf almost forgot he has to cause some mischief tonight).  Maybe Mommy should go commiserate with Oopsie and then get to bed.  6:00 AM comes awful fast, y'all!
Love,
Lilly, Anna and Jack